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How Clean Is Your House Tv

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  • House, also known as House, M.D., is an American television medical drama that debuted on the Fox network on November 16, 2004. The program was conceived by David Shore and Paul Attanasio; Shore is credited as creator. The show's central character is Dr.

  • free from dirt or impurities; or having clean habits; "children with clean shining faces"; "clean white shirts"; "clean dishes"; "a spotlessly clean house"; "cats are clean animals"

  • Remove the innards of (fish or poultry) prior to cooking

  • Make (something or someone) free of dirt, marks, or mess, esp. by washing, wiping, or brushing

  • make clean by removing dirt, filth, or unwanted substances from; "Clean the stove!"; "The dentist cleaned my teeth"

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Characteristics of Dog/Cat owners.....

Characteristics of Dog/Cat owners.....

... At the risk of alienating happy dog owning TVs....

1. Independence: Dogs have none. They must be leashed and accompanied by their owners whenever they leave the house. I think this is a control issue with male dog owners, a sure sign of immaturity. Cats are free to come and go as they please, trusted by their owners to exhibit proper behaviour and return home without the need of constant supervision. It takes a well-adjusted adult to allow this unrestricted freedom.

2. Self Sufficiency: When a dog, on a supervised walk, decides it's time to relieve itself, the owner is bound by law to scoop up the results. Now, I don't know about you, but this doesn't strike me as a sign of machismo. Of course, dog owners have options; they can let the canine do its business in the garden. Then, Mr. Macho will not have to pick up a pile of processed food immediately. Flies anyone? Ever step in a pile of cat stuff? That's because they bury it in out-of-the-way places. Nice and neat. Bad weather? Cats will use a litter tray. Dogs, well you figure it out.

3. Manners: Have you ever fed a dog? They have no control. They will eat everything you put in front of them. Give them too much food and they will gobble it up, get sick, then come back for more. Once again, you must control the mutt for its own good. The mess left behind by a hungry pooch..... Cats: Neat, clean, controlled. They'll be back for more when they are hungry. You must be very stable to own a cat.

4. Cleanliness: How often do you wash your cat? How often does your cat stink? Cats wash themselves. What a great idea! What's the matter macho man; got a little doggie soap in your eye?

5. Destructive Behaviour: Visit the garden of someone with a large dog. It looks like a war zone - holes everywhere, flowers destroyed, dead grass, mangled toys, and soiled patio furniture. When was the last time you were kept awake all night by a meowing cat? Behavioural problems are a given for dog owners. They do offer help for this problem. It's called dog obedience class. Guess what? There is no such thing as cat obedience class. I wonder why . . .

And if you hadn't already guessed... I am a cat owner...

1 May 10

dexter, the pesky house cat

dexter, the pesky house cat

I am not a cat person, or an animal person for that matter. So i ask myself now, why for the love of all things peaceful, do I find myself in a house which have had 7 (SEVEN!!!) cats at one time. Blame it on the super caring flatmates to turn this lovely-when-it's-clean abode into a halfway house for stray kittens!

Our newest addition to the zoo is this pesky little thing. Apprently, we have managed to make it to the most esteemed cat-lady repute in the village (think: old hags with hair rollers and a shower cap on). This little vagrant was left at our doorstep by who knows who complete with box and some rags to keep him warm . Majen called him Dexter after the TV character who is like the Robin Hood of the serial killing scene. Dexter the cat could never live up to Dexter the killer of serial killers, though. The cat is a hundred times more sloppy and without finesse than the TV character. He tumbles around all by his lonesome, bites all electrical cords he can find, falls on his behind while climbing the stairs, poops everywhere and the cat s.t.i.n.k.s. no matter how often you wash him. urgh, i tell you, the cat's disgusting. and it doesn't help at all that his favorite time to bite your toes and legs is when you're slaving away at your computer willing your creative juices to flow like a squeezed turmeric plant.

No, I don't like cats at all. And we have lots already. So please, if you're in Manila and would like to adopt this little thing, send me a message. We'd still like him to be in good hands 'coz okay, I admit, he's also cute and endearing in his own weird kind of way... =P

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